January 2011
17 posts
you're going to heaven and i'm not?
i’d rather be in hell, if only for the company.
here’s a thought: what IF the one religion you have so fanatically subscribed to isn’t the religion that will get you into heaven? what if, instead, it is the religion that will guarantee your reincarnation into fungi?
what then?
better the devil you know?
actually, i’d rather cast my fate to the howling wilderness of uncertainty than put up with you.
to whom it may concern
it’s better to keep your mouth shut and let people suspect you’re an idiot, than to open it and remove all doubt. -mark twain
“A Filipino may denationalize himself but not his stomach. He may travel over the...”
– Where Is The Patis? by Carmen Guerrero Nakpil (via cold-nostalgia)
all we are is what we are
i can’t believe the philippine press.
i was watching that bit about the bus bombing victims on the news when i was visited by the realization that our news isn’t that far off from the most idiotic telenovela anyone has ever had the misfortune to sit through.
“…. lubos ang panghihinayang ng mga kaanak, dahil siya (ang biktima) sana ang inaasahang magpapaaral sa bunsong...
things that make me go NYAAAAAAAAARGHHHH
you: naiipit ako sa inyong dalawa, pasensya na.
me: (silence of the lambs)
xXx
actually, YOU are a doormat. you refuse to stand up for yourself because you “want to keep the peace??” what a load of bull. grow a backbone and rethink your convictions (if you have any, you nematode.)
while in the process of completing a form
epfidemic:
utakmunggo:
dearmary:
LBC Lady: What do you call this product? Me: Wristband
LO AND BEHOLD SHE TYPED DOWN RISK BAN
GOOD LORD RISK BAN
Anyway, your risk ban, @twomoreweeks, is on its way to your door
oh eh i’m sure you paid in cash, which you took from your CORN FIRST.
and then when you have larger bills, they will good you CHAINS.
and because you’re filthy rich,...
while in the process of completing a form
dearmary:
LBC Lady: What do you call this product? Me: Wristband
LO AND BEHOLD SHE TYPED DOWN RISK BAN
GOOD LORD RISK BAN
Anyway, your risk ban, @twomoreweeks, is on its way to your door
oh eh i’m sure you paid in cash, which you took from your CORN FIRST.
these people..
they quote the bible like it were their own words, speak of God like they socialize, rub elbows, and are on a first name basis, think themselves superior because God is on no one else’s side but theirs and theirs alone…
there’s a name for that.
it’s called delusional schizophrenia.
a maintenance dose of neuroleptics should minimize its manifestations.
THIS JUST IN
ako: ma, alis po muna ako.
mother-in-law: san ka pupunta?
ako: manlalalaki po.
mother-in-law: sama ako?
father-in-law: ako rin!!!
xXx
mabuti nalang liberal rin mga magulang ni sarge.
"MY AGE is not greater than Utakmunggo's but not...
HOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111
i don't quite get people who let their children...
kala nyo cute silang ganyan? pwes nagkakamali kayo. sa likod ng plastic na ngiti ng ibang panauhin, they’re wondering kung anong oras ba kayo lalayas.
sorry, napa-rant lang.
i am a sinner, yes. but that doesn't make you, or...
“it’s so un-christian this, it’s so un-christian that..”
you wield your “christianity” like a weapon, pointed at what i, and any moron with two brain cells to rub together, would dismiss as “human nature.”
to be a christian is to be christ-like.
i, for one, would like to see you die on a cross for me. let’s see if you really are what you...
Pink And Purple Loser: IMPORTANT: LOST AND FOUND. →
kaththecrapout:
I don’t know but I think M is lost-wallets magnet.
This is overdue and we don’t have the time to search for the owners before. And always forget to post about this whenever I come here.
Nevertheless, its better late than never. I want to make use of my ~*internet…
Watchrem, i think i damn near saw your bits.
mariano juancho, buti naman at hindi ikaw yung bangag this time.
and kirk, you are the handsomest nerd evarrr.
couldn’t fly out on my broomstick because of the weather.. and because i’m fresh out of mahiwagang langis.
love lots,
mamee