January 2010
26 posts
Meryl Ann Dulce, RM, RN
merylanndulce: walangkwenta: merylanndulce: woohooooo! this is the real and exact definition of the word “chamba”. hahaha! cheers! cheers! bwiset ka ikaw na lang ang gising at kasama ko magsisigaw dito ganyan pa ugali mo! tseh! hahaha. kokratchumaleyshens. kaya pala mia ka parati. tsup. <3
Jan 31st
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BIWURR
gosto kong mang golpi ng tao hanggang magdogodogo ang ngoso niya. begyan ko siya ng apirkat sa tadyang tapos sekmoraan ko siya sa mokha.
Jan 31st
WALA PANG 5 MINUTES!!
…because some things are just too damn good to chuck in the bin.
Jan 30th
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JOB OFFER, LAS VEGAS. →
apply ka?
Jan 29th
one post-nursery day..
bru: mama, we’re in the bible! we’re in the bible! me: (unsure) bru: yes, really. i heard mr. bevan read it out loud in class, today. me: (unsure) bru: mama, we’re in the bible! me: we? us? bru: yes! we’re the philistines! we’re in the bible! me: we COME from the philippines. we’re NOT philistines!
Jan 29th
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Listenbentambling: vinzieure: saminella: ...
Jan 29th
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i can't wait to see you again..
so i can slap your overly-dramatic face and give you something real to whine about.
Jan 28th
CLEVER LASS
during one of my MANY, MANY, MANY breaks at work, early this evening, i called home to check on my girls. regina had plenty to say about her day at nursery. “i had lots of fun, ma. i had a go on the new see-saw, and then i had a glass of milk and a banana, and then mr. bevan had lots of questions during maths, and i raised my hand all the time.” “really?” a proud moment...
Jan 25th
not to be rude or anything...
bentambling: utakmunggo: but i think reblogging EVERYONE in your following list is tantamount to flooding. you’ve got too much time in your hands. why not try a new hobby? smoke weed. get laid. yeah. bahahahaahahhahahahahah! yan ang mamee namin. :) spank me later, mamee? yey! si sarge daw magsa-spank sayo. suotin mo raw yung pekpek shorts ni burando. bahahaha
Jan 18th
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Jan 17th
not to be rude or anything...
but i think reblogging EVERYONE in your following list is tantamount to flooding. you’ve got too much time in your hands. why not try a new hobby? smoke weed. get laid. yeah.
Jan 17th
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BWISIT
yung pagkatapos mong linisin ang buo mong katawan, at kalkalin lahat ng butas sa mukha habang nasa shower ka, tapos pagpasok mo sa meeting eh may pumapalong kulangot na naka-tarzan mode sa loob ng iyong ilong. …tapos kahit discreetly di mo pwedeng isuksok ang hinliliit mo sa ilong mo kasi ikaw yung nagpi-present sa meeting.
Jan 15th
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Jan 14th
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“so.. they’ve removed “tumblarity”. that’s just fine...”
Jan 13th
TITE? (yes,please.)
It was sitting there: glistening, moist, standing proud. It egged me. It willed me to taste, to touch, to feel, TO BE FREE. Second thoughts started swirling inside my head. Will there be a tomorrow after this? The seconds ticked by… “go on, go on,” it seemed to say, “make up your mind, I can’t waste away here, you have to, you simply have to….” With a...
Jan 12th
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Holy shit, this site is awesome. →
outtosavetheworld: (via noisyman) I hate you. It’s 12:30 am. I’m alone.
Jan 12th
deardiarya: Tingnan mo mga litrato mo 3 yrs ago. Nasuka ka ba? Congrats, nag level-up ka na. pero mas nasusuka ako sa litrato ko ngayon. =(
Jan 12th
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define beauty
by far the best/worst description i’ve ever heard anyone say of another person: “maganda naman ang mata niya, maganda rin ang ilong, maganda rin ang korte ng bibig… pero ayan, kapag pinaghalo, ampanget.”
Jan 11th
Listen010110: dahil mahal ko ang gelpren ko. nag...
Jan 11th
Jan 11th
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sextology
so then my 9 year-old daughter has trapped me into discussing sex, in detail. sometime last year she’d done the same, following the 2 britons-sex-on-the-beach-hoopla-in-dubidubidubai. the inevitable birds and bees talk incident that followed that one was mild. this one, however, involved naming of certain body parts and describing wanton animalistic deeds while trying to maintain eye-to-eye...
Jan 10th
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“what the hell is tumblarity, anyway?”
– geriatric noob
Jan 10th
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Listensaminella: “There’s no one left to finger..” ...
Jan 10th
Jan 5th
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